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heckannoying:

listening to music in your room like

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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

ivoryathena:

wow i’m a teenager trying to figure out this horrifying dystopian world with minimal resources and constant terror while frequently fighting just to stay alive you know what i really have time for

a love triangle

ridge:

me as a parent 

illkim:

Summer expectations

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Summer reality

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theclearlydope:

Yep, it’s a thigh.

theclearlydope:

Yep, it’s a thigh.

liightup:

samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

im uncomfortable

liightup:

samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

im uncomfortable

favillus:

incredible 

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

metallics:

i’m in my mum’s car

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saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

Cool teens: you can't hang out with us in the 7/11 parking lot u r not cool enough Bobin no matter how far you lean back
Me: leans back further
Cool teens: dam