A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal
damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho
OM FG FALL OUT BOY IS ON MY RADIO ANSWERING QUESTIONS AND THE GUY ASKS DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS AND PATRICK GOES DO GHOSTS BELIEVE IN ME
when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good
Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
Today, I read an article about a woman with HIV who was raped. The man that attacked her is now HIV positive. All of the commentary surround this was about how she should have told him she was HIV+ and that women with HIV should have a badge or special underwear so that this doesn’t happen to another man. It is 12:12am and I am already done with the world.
That is rape culture
THIS POST WINS FOR THE MOST HORRIFYING THING I’VE READ ALL DAY