Untitled..................

i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

westbor0baptistchurch:

when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out

image

image

grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
me: no thanks grandma
grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE

zeltallica:

likeadisneyprincess:

doctorwhovian12:

Elsa got arrested

This is amazing.

let me go

let me go

lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

image

this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

dammndude:

the hell is this

dammndude:

the hell is this

eleven-at-trenzalore:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms

2 Na

I actually want to cry

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

africant:

charmancler:

is that twilight

yes. yes it is.

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

the-messy-brain-of-mine:

certifiedturtle:

alyssaannfrank:

lovelynobody00:

I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have

I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have

I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have

all of the above