my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
It rises at the crack of dawn?
it disappears at night?
direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
nobody will ever touch it?
when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out
Elsa got arrested
This is amazing.
let me go
let me go
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever
the hell is this
what kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms
I actually want to cry
This sums up my life pretty well
I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor
There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.
A significant decline in dementors as well.